This is hilarious. Tennessee’s Stacey Campfield, author of the state’s now infamous “Don’t Say Gay” legislation, who last week explained, among other things, that AIDS is the result of a gay pilot having sex with a gay monkey, and who has an entire state’s progressives laughing and cheering after he was thrown out of a Knoxville restaurant this weekend, was interviewed by David Pakman today, and the interview is so full of goodness that I have decided to live-blog it. Let’s watch together!
0:30 Why is homosexuality harmful, Stacey? Well, he says that as long as you are having heterosexual sex with people who are not addicted to drugs or gay or “from Africa,” you should be fine. New campaign slogan for Stacey: don’t have sex with Africans!
1:40 David points out that anti-gay wingnuts are really fixated on what happens when two men have sex. [Note to Stacey: your chances of catching HIV through lesbian sex are basically nil.]
2:25 Stacey says homosexuality is harmful because the average homosexual lives nowhere near as long as the heterosexuals. David points out that Stacey got his info on that one from a widely discredited fraud named Paul Cameron.
2:45 Stacey prattles on awhile about how insurance is more expensive for gays, due to gay, before getting to his main point, which is that
3:40 Animals who are gay are not actually gay, because they don’t have buttsex. Stacey has never seen two animals having anal sex, therefore it does not exist. One wonders how much time Stacey Campfield has spent, with binoculars, trying to catch members of the animal kingdom having anal sex, and then one shudders.
4:40 David: “So when animals have gay sex, it’s more of an S&M thing?” Stacey: “Oh, I don’t know why they’re having gay sex, because I’m not an animal mind reader. Stacey: “If you get online you can learn all about animal S&M.” [Paraphrased quotes.]
5:20 Stacey says anti-gay bullying is no big deal because we already have bullying laws. I guess the kids who kill themselves are just collateral damage. Stacey brags that Tennessee’s schools are 46th in the nation. Take that, four other Southern states!
6:45 We don’t need to talk about heterosexuality in school either! It’s not just gayness that we need to remain mum about. All sex bad!
8:00 Do people choose to be gay? Stacey: “well, the activity is a choice.” We all use Activity Period differently, I guess…
8:25 Hahaha, Stacey, you got kicked out of a restaurant in your hometown for being such an unrepentant, misinformed, hateful bigot. Do you feel like you were unfairly discriminated against? Does this make you sort of possibly understand what discrimination is like? Stacey claims he wouldn’t go to a restaurant that refused to serve gays.
But I guess one where gays are welcome but bullied relentlessly is all good, right, Stacey?
I’d like to remind everyone, quickly, that Stacey also got kicked out of a University of Tennessee football game a while back, due to the fact that he was wearing a Mexican wrestler mask, despite the fact that it had been well-publicized that for the safety of all in the stadium, masks were not allowed for this Halloween game. But Stacey wanted to wear it, dangit! So he made the cops chase him around the stadium for a while and whined before they finally got tired of it and booted him. His maturity level doesn’t seem like it’s improved in the years hence.
for #3:40 – he’s wrong as usual. I just did a quick and easy internet search (something wingnuts are incapable of) and it seems some animals species most definitely do have ‘butt sex’.
If you type the word ‘anal’ into the ‘find’ box you can scroll down and read all about it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
American Bison–who knew?
When are you going to apologize to Greg Quinlan? You said he defamed you but you didn’t have the guts or the nuts to follow through on your threat of a suit. The whole world now knows that TWO is a paper tiger with hot air.
You had best bow your knee and confess your apology on this website or maybe Quinlan should sue you for accusing him of defaming you.
Stop lying Charles. Anyone who reads what Quinlan says can see it’s clear defamation. Preparing lawsuits takes time.
This man’s idiocy obviously know no bounds.
He should be forced to resign. Or better still, fired.
Charles B, you 1) do not understand the speed of the legal system. 2) you belong to a discredited and inferior form of Christianity, and thus have no educational/moral/religious tanding to speak to anyone on any such topic. Raise your standards, and join a church where you do not have to hand your brain on a peg when you enter the ‘worship and praise center’. There are a lot of excellent choices, from the Episcopalians to the United Church of Christ to the Lutherans to the Presbyterians, among others. Until you have a real Christian education, don’t pretend to preach to anyone about ethics, especially about someone as unethical and phony as Quinlan.
Learn your place.
As per this loser in TN, idiocy on that scale always comes home to roost in time.
Charles B. certainly has projection issues. What’s the matter? Scared that nobody’s believing your lies anymore? Mad that your only weapon, fear, is useless now? The time he pays for his crimes will come soon enough. As will the time you pay for yours, for perpetuating an ancient fraud. It seems you guys are always getting into legal trouble of some sort. If I were you, I’d quit your little scam now, Charles.
This man definitely has something up his a*s!
I’m not bowing my knee to him or anyone else, Charles. As for my gods and goddesses, they do not expect a sniveling, cringing being before them, but one who can stand before them on his or her own two feet!
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