If God voted, wouldn’t that be voter fraud? Here is Karen Santorum, talking about her husband Frothy’s run for the White House:
“I personally think this is God’s will. I think He has us on a path, and I do think there’s a lot more happening than what we’re seeing. Personally I mean I think Rick’s a great guy, and he’s really smart and everything. But I think a lot more is happening than what we can actually see. It’s completely a spiritual thing. This is God’s will.”
That’s nice. We’ll see what the rest of the American electorate has to say, now won’t we?
[h/t Joe]
Actually, God doesn’t make political decisions, he just supplies life force.
But if he did, he would probably dismantle the Republican party and “set my people free”. ; )
Wait. What? I thought God chose Michele Bachmann, and then dumped her for Rick Perry. Now Santorum is the chosen one? Apparently, even gods can suffer from mental decline in old age. I guess that’s why Christians came up with the saying, “God works in mysterious ways” – it’s an effort to explain away His dementia.
Apparently God didn’t want him to be a senator. Now He wants the loser to be the president? Hmm, doubtful.
Here are 10 things I think God would do if he actually interfered in man’s free will;
1) Send Michelle Bachmann a str8 husband
2) Send Alan Chambers to Str8 Camp
3) Recommend Randy Thomas masturbate to relieve his migranes
4) Offer Maggie Gallagher a free weekend w Chelsea Handler
5) Buy Larry Craig taps for his shoes
6) Make all “ex-gays” take lie detector tests
7) Send Ted Haggard a personally engraved penis shaped crack pipe to remind him what not to do when he gets bored w str8 marriage
8) Post election loss, send sad boy Rick Santorum for one week to his favorite nudist bi/gay-camp to lift his spirits
9) Tell Obama to federally legalize gay marriage within two weeks of re-election
10) Tell every homophobe to go have gay sex to see what they are truly angry about ……..
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They are making god look like a complete feeb…..
God gets confused a lot. He has an Opus Dei über-catholic running against a mormon bishop whose great grandfather was a polygamist who fled to Mexico. Maybe He is hedging His bets.
Just ¨pushy¨ Karen and Jefferson Davis know what God wants/wanted!
Maybe she’s right . Maybe it is God’s will for Rick Santorum to run for President. I mean with the state of the economy, this is probably the only way our nation’s comics will be able to find work. He is working in mysterious ways to keep Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Bill Maher employed. I do believe the Good Lord has a wicked sense of humor and needs to laugh as much as we do and Senator Frothy Mix can provide that ad nauseum.
It’s nice that at least someone thinks Rick is a “great guy” and he’s “really smart and everything”
Well, my grandfather is convinced that god is a Jewish mother (those of you with Jewish mothers will understand) but I’m not sure that even a Jewish mother god would want Rick Santorum in power.
I guess this answers the question, “Who could be DUMBER than Rick Santorum?” The answer is, “Someone who makes a concious decision to spend the rest of her life with him.”
I was struck with the statement that she thinks her husband is SMART and EVERYTHING. If she thinks he’s smart, it tells a lot about her state of mind. He is definitely something but EVERYTHING? Hardly, my dear.
Now when he loses, will she say that god changed his mind, or will she say she was mistaken, or will she lose her faith in god?
Who really gives a s**t what she thinks or believes about God’s will concerning her hubby? Just so he never gets to the White House. I shudder at the thought of that mental cluster-f**k having any real power over the country.