Oh, look, it is a handy chart that was posted by Missouri state representative Donna Lichtenegger, that “translates” real world things into wingnut. This is a way we can come together as a nation maybe, by understanding each others’ languages a little better!

No, I’m kidding, but this really is the way a lot of wingnuts think. Don’t you like how “gay marriage” becomes “legalized perversion?” Har har.

wingnut chart These Are Some Words Conservatives Use To Explain Things They Dont Understand

[h/t Igor]