Move over, Buffy.
He’s got the demons and the vampires taken care of. Also, the feng shui and the kids who take karate lessons, by which we mean kids who take karate lessons and INHALE DEMONS FIRST.
[h/t Joe]
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Is he succumbing to dementia?
Pat Robertson is a superstitious old fool. It amazes me sometimes that he has such a following, and yet why should I be surprised? America is an amazingly schizophrenic amalgamation of educated rational citizens and a large pool of really, really stupid people. Having had political connections from childhood, he has been able to parlay said connections with the skimmings off his gullible followers to quite a large fortune. His going on to his blessed reward will come not a day too soon.
I thought the Slayer was supposed to be a teenage girl usually of humble origin???
@Trevor, wait until Pat shapeshifts into his true form.
Am I allowed to say that in several ways he’s right? Except for Twilight (which is actually a Mormon writer’s fantasy), many of those things ARE influenced by the metaphysical, of which we have a hard time explaining otherwise. And daemons are not all evil, either. Sorry that Mr. Robertson is missing out on the wonders of our world, but many of these things can help your life if you choose to utilize them.
And as far as slaying goes, my sources (wink wink) have not reported any loss of numbers lately >:D
(NOTE: Not an endorsement of the unhinged man known as Pat Robertson. Just one Pagan who sees things from a different perspective.)
YES! I have been waiting for Buffy to come back on TV for so long that I am totally OK with the cast change! I am excited to see how Joss uses this guy to further the story, but I have to admit I have never heard of him before. SUNNYDALE HERE WE COME!!!
Pat Robertson’s true form is a large, steaming pile of shite. And I don’t know that anyone truly has a handle on how to tease out his regular ravings from end stage dementia. To me they are one in the same – except, of course, that the end never seems to come. Sigh.
Isn’t it apparent that Pat’s trolley jumped the tracks years ago and he just kept driving it. No one who loves him has bothered to try to help him. Of course, that may be because his dementia makes a lot of money for a lot of people.
Demons are very real, Evan Hurst! I have seen demons cast out. You can see this at any Spirit-led true church. But you would never go to a true church, Evan Hurst. Instead, you laugh at Spirit-led men. But you will run for help from the Christian when the demonic realm finally comes to destroy you.
The Eastern religions are demonic and this includes the yoga, qi gong and feng shui. It is no surprise that many homosexuals engage in these practices as they are caught up in the demonic realm.
“Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour”
1 Peter 5:8
Thanks, Charles, I’ve had a hard week. I needed to giggle. If you have any funny cat pictures to share, go for it!
Charles, you’re a great ambassador for your religion in that you show how truly psychotic your kind is.
Priya– you’re giving psychotics a very bad name.
Charles, you are just an embarassment…a source of humor even to me I will grant, but, an embarassment.
By the way, care to be an adult and admit you were wrong about God not allowing that lawsuit to be filed?
And, (you wont do so, as you have shown yourself a coward over and over by ignoring your error) by extension, admit that you don’t have a personal line to the mind of God?
Charles is right; I too have seen demons cast out. I just saw that one cast himself out of the race for President a few minutes ago.
You’re right Ben, my apologies to psychotics.
Gene – Excuse me! I have explained this many times but I will patiently explain it again for your reprobate mind. The Lord sometimes allows the ungodly to strike at the righteous. He allows the the unbeliever and the demonic to expose themselves and then He smashes them giving victory to His people and showing the world His power. This is as it was with Pharaoh’s attacks on the Israelites -Exodus 15:4 -and this is as it will be with Wayne Besen’s attack on Quinlan.
Why has Wayne Besen failed to show on this website the legal response filing of Quinlan? This surely was delivered to Besen by now, but Besen will not show it? This shows that Besen is terrified that the world will see him humiliated and defeated by Quinlan. The Lord strikes fear into the hearts of even the most rebellious sodomite.
Evan Hurst – Why do you giggle like a girl? Do you wear dresses and womanly clothing? If you were wise, instead of giggling like a little girl you would get yourself to a Maranatha church and be purged of the demons that afflict and control you.
Charles, do you feel guilty when you laugh?
Evan Hurst – Why do you giggle like a girl? Do you wear dresses and womanly clothing? — Who wouldn’t want to be part of such a loving, kind and compassionate ‘church’ like charles’? BTW charlie, Christ wore ‘womanly clothing’ too.
I’d say Charles was trying to indulge in a little thinly-veiled trans bashing with that one. Not that I’m surprised, of course.
Shall I call up a coven of transgender witches for a party, Evan? We can be SO much fun, especially with Charles’ type ;)
(>:D)
I have thoroughly enjoyed the comments on this topic, thanks to all.
Watch out! Duck! Incoming Bible verses. People like Charles do not allow themselves to curse when they really worked up they spit out the word “Reprobate” That is one of the silliest words in our vocabulary. I don’t think the people who hurl “Reprobate” really appreciate how that word makes us laugh. It’s like putting a hex on somebody, cross your index fingers and hunch back and spit out “Reprobate!”
It is such a confusing word I thought that is what you had to do when somebody died, you had to go to court and “reprobate” their estate. Did I get something mixed up?
Charles said “Gene – Excuse me! I have explained this many times but I will patiently explain it again for your reprobate mind. The Lord sometimes allows the ungodly to strike at the righteous.”.
That doesn’t explain it Charles. You said your god wouldn’t allow this, so how come he did? You say your god sometimes allows the ungodly to strike the righteous and sometimes does not – just like random chance. Tell me Charles, how does your god differ from a god that doesn’t exist?
The word “Reprobate” reminds me of Scientology, their word is “suppressive” As in you need to disconnect from your husband he is suppressive.
Oh nooo, Charles is back. Why won’t he just go away & stay away? And to show how good & loving a xtian he is, he even manages to use the word ‘sodomite’. Too bad this ignorant Charles has misinterpeted his bible yet again. The word sodomite means nothing, it is just a bash word from a loving xtian just as reprobate is meaningless and abomination means something that is ritually unclean to a Hebrew priest. All these words that fundy Charles no doubt loves, yet they have no meaning. Life’s a b***h, Charles, isn’t it?
“Shall I call up a coven of transgender witches for a party, Evan? We can be SO much fun, especially with Charles’ type ;)”
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That sounds like a lot of fun Sera! Can I come? We can represent all of Charles’s worst fears at once (I’m of Jewish/Atheist heritage).
Sure thing Charles. But therapeutic doses of antipsychotics usually take care of that problem.
Emma, having a heritage of Jewish and athiest Is a draw, how sad though that you can’t bring a communist background to the party. A gay Jewish/Athiest Communist would be the perfect trifecta. I’m having second thoughts though, I would like to see a little dash of Muslim in there as well. Just a pinch.
@Straight Grandmother,
I guess you’re right. If it helps, I’m a socialist. Is that close enough? Sera, any thoughts on how we can get a pinch of Muslim involved to really create Charles’s most crazy wingnut nightmares?
Pinch of Muslim? I’m a short bike ride from Long Beach’s Islamic Center ;)
I’m also Native American & German…but not Shaman or Communist, I’m afraid :P
In addition to being completely insane, the stuff Pat is spewing is also racist. Most of the things he listed as being “demonic” come from non-white cultures.
@Sera,
Awesome! It’s nice of you to cover the Native American bit. Now, any other wingnut fever dreams to incorporate? I think we DO need a full communist though, just for the Cold War-lingering fear. My family is from Eastern Europe but not recently enough to be very “Eastern European”. Shame. Hmm… now I think about it, we need someone from an “Eastern” “demon” religion. Zen Buddhism maybe? I think I know some Buddhists.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT. I got it. I know what we need! We need a confident attractive gay man who Charles and the ex-gays can envy and obsess over. That’s it!
Charles, take your “reprobate mind” shtick and take a long walk off a short pier. I guess though this sort of thing happens to non-members of the reality-orientated community. Homosexuality is no more demonic than heterosexuality, even if your goofy church claims it is.