When I first saw this video this morning, about how gays are an iceberg, and the wingnut boat has already run into us, and how the hole in the bottom of their boat is just getting bigger and bigger, I was all ready to be funny and stuff, but then Rebecca at Wonkette wrote this headline:

wonkette Gayness : Iceberg :: Wingnuts : Boat Already Sinking [UPDATED]

She wins. Here, watch a silly movie trailer about how the gays of the sea are destroying the wingnuts of the boat:

UPDATE: I had just hit post on this when I saw this hilarious video in my Facebook news feed. Listen to it and imagine the plight of the sea wingnut.