One of Maggie’s home-brahs at The National Review reports that a new, non-traditional-family supporting wasp has been discovered:

The scientific name of a newly described insect is an homage to H.P. Lovecraft. Behold: Nanocthulhu lovecrafti. It’s apparently a bisexual wasp.

Oh, great. It’s a bisexual.

Well, go on, Maggie! We all know that wasp nookie belongs in a one wasp dude, one wasp lady marriage, and that fight awaits your endeavors, and god knows the rest of us could use a break.