So here’s a video for y’all to watch. It features a guy walking around outside, as he declares that he, too, will wait to have sex, just like Tim Tebow. At one point, he starts taking about Tebow as a man “any woman would want to be with.” It’s kind of gay. Also, it’s a project being promoted by the Family Research Council hate group.
Joe points out that the group offering a reward for proof that Timmy is NOT a virgin is offering said reward to ANYONE. Not “any woman.” Details, details…
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Evan, I think you got it wrong. It’s “Abstinence Group Will Wait FOR Tim Tebow”
I feel like a better name for this campaign is “We Will Wait… and Masturbate in the Meantime” because we all know that’s how they’re going to end up.
Well, Paul, the Bible doesn’t actually condemn masturbation, so some of them probably will.
Bill, there is a passage in the bible that many interpret as condemning masturbation. I don’t remember exactly how it goes but a woman’s husband dies and his brother is obligated by tradition to impregnate her and while he is supposedly doing so he “spills his “seed” on the ground” and god punishes him for it. People with sexual hangups claim this means god frowns on “seed” not being used for conception.
Remember that religious nut, Christine O’Donnell, who ran for congress from Delaware? (You know, the one who was not a witch.) She was on an anti-masturbation crusade. I believe she founded an organization called the Biblical Alliance for No Jerking Off (BANJO).
I vote for them being abstinent for life. That is, after all, what they demand of us.
Richard–Absolutely priceless!
My gaydar was very active during the video.
Jerry
Priya Lynn: It’s called Onanism and its a word I never have an excuse to use. Thank you!
Actually, the story of Onan had nothing to do with masturbation. After his brother died, he was obliged to impregnate his sister-in-law, Tamar, but instead, he pulled out before he was finished. He was struck dead for this. Tamar later becomes pregnant by Onan’s father. Like many stories about sex and family relationships in the Bible, it’s pretty messed up. In fact, I can’t think of one normal, functional family in the Bible.
Even jesus himself was the product of an adulterous relationship between a ghost and a woman – and she a married woman no less!
Is there anyone out there who cares if someone else waits to do the deed until they are married? I sure don’t. There is a bit of nonsense in this speech and that is the oft repeated thing that sex “has become” a casual, social thing “in America”. First, it’s that way all over the world, not just here in evil, old America. Further, it has always been that way since the dawn of man’s history. Get over it. Want to wait? Do so. Teach your kids to wait? Do so. Just stop bragging about it like you’ve just turned lead into gold.
Bill said “Actually, the story of Onan had nothing to do with masturbation.”.
That depends very much on who you ask. I’d probably agree with you but to others its an indirect but indisputable prohibition on masturbation.
Bill,
You may be technically correct, but thats not what many old time fundagelicals would tell you. Of course they cherry-pick and choose what they want and interpret as they will. Nothing new there.
Fundagelicals will be fundagelicals!