Here is another video that will make you laugh, will horrify you, or possibly both. This guy, this pastor Charles L. Worley of the Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, North Carolina, has come up with a solution to rid the world of those pesky gays and lesbians. It goes like this:
“I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers,” he says in his sermon, delivered on May 13. “Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put all the lesbians in there, [drop some food down] … Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out… And you know what, in a few years, they’ll die out.”
He later adds [THANK YOU, WONKETTE, FOR THE TRANSCRIPTION]:
“The Bible’s agin it, God’s agin it, I’m agin it, and if you got any sense you’re agin it,” says Pastor Worley! “Yay!” say the people!
Indeed they do! Pastor Worley, I’m going to say this as simply as possible: you do realize that the overwhelming majority of gay people are created by, um, straight people? Indeed, people in your congregation have created gay people. Of that we can be 100% certain, because many gay people are created by straight people who happen to be fundamentalists. If God exists, this might be some form of a supernatural joke. I don’t know.
You still don’t understand, do you?
Here, readers, the video.
“Can yew imagine kissin some man?” Why yes, sir, yes, I can.