This video, from the Family Research Council’s “Watchmen on the Walls” briefing, is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen. Right Wing Watch tells us the guy is named Jesse Connors, and he has a website called TrueLife.org.

All of this makes him cry, so much.

It’s a really, really non-gay kind of crying, too.

I hereby nominate this video for “funniest thing on the internet today.”