Look, these are very original and not at all juvenile “jokes” about Anderson Cooper coming out of the closet, from wingnut men who are obviously totally manly and definitely in no way overcompensating for their fears about their own masculinity:

bless their hearts Wingnuts Respond to Anderson Coopers Coming Out Like Thirteen Year Old Boys

As Charles Johnson remarked, “it’s always a special moment when the leading lights of the online conservative movement go into Sexually Frustrated Adolescent Idiot Boy mode.”