Look, A Juvenile Insult From A Hate Group Leader

Evan Hurst July 16, 2012

Joe brings us this tweet from the Illinois Family Association:

Ooh, big man with your schoolyard taunts. I bet you wouldn’t say that to one of those open homosexual troops’ faces. Nah, you’d probably tuck tail and run, and that would be a wise choice.

I’m, of course, also laughing because the average figure skater, male or female, is pretty much solid muscle as well, so I don’t know what David thinks he’s accomplishing by making fun of these people, none of whom he’d really fare well against in an altercation.

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11 Comments

PJB863 July 16, 2012 at 1:17 pm -

He also needs to learn to use spell-check. Either that or become literate…
david July 16, 2012 at 1:31 pm -

there goes another one, – open mouth and stupid falls out
Gary (NJ) July 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm -

From his picture, I think the only garden walk Smith takes is to the Olive Garden. And figure skating requires more skill and strength than ice hockey. When was the last time David lifted a girl over his head while gliding backwards. Falling on the kitchen floor trying to pick up your granddaughter doesn’t count.
Evan Hurst July 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm -

@Gary: zing!
Dale July 16, 2012 at 2:13 pm -

…and another intellectually bankrupt fundie opens his piehole…
Preston W July 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm -

I think it’s hysterical he’s all pissy that the Army drops NASCAR sponshorhip. All I can think of is the NASCAR episode of South Park (Poor & Stupid, season 14, episode 8), in which I believe they nailed these people perfectly.

And furthermore, one of the attributes of someone in the military is supposed to be that they’re honest, and yet he wants people back in the closet lying about who they are. Such hypocrisy. But hypocrisy is completely normal for those on the right.
Jeff July 16, 2012 at 2:26 pm -

How about sponsoring Walks for Fat-Asses?
Bill S July 16, 2012 at 8:22 pm -

I think “Walks For Dumb-Asses” would be more suitable for this guy, Jeff.
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Jeff P July 17, 2012 at 6:06 pm -

We already have garden walks in the military. Its called being on patrol. Ice skating too: the artic ballistic missile deterrence patrol. If this is the worst insult an overweight american can muster with regards to the Army dropping NASCAR, then we really shouldn’t worry about small minded people like him. And for the record, if he wants to poke fun at us for doing something fabulous. Do it right. Garden walks are sooo 19th Century. Which incidentally is where he probably belongs, what with his supreme command of language.
Daniel July 17, 2012 at 6:30 pm -

So what branch of the military was David E. Smith a part of?