Stephen Colbert spent a little time deconstructing the Texas GOP platform, which is the craziest of all the states’ crazy GOP platforms, going so far as to discourage students from learning critical thinking. Because if one thing kills conservatism, it’s thinking clearly and critically. Enjoy!
[h/t Little Green Footballs]










One of the goals of the radical conservative agenda is to stop people from being educated. An educated population asks too many questions. They want a bunch of sheep who will blindly nod yes when they falsely proclaim, “Trickle down works!”