Oh. The Onion. Thank you:
ATLANTA—As part of its recent efforts to publicly align itself with fundamentalist Christian values, the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain announced today the debut of its new Queer-Hatin’ Cordon Bleu sandwich that would be on sale in all of the company’s 1,600 restaurants this Wednesday.
In a press conference to reporters, company representatives said the homophobic new sandwich will include the national fast food chain’s trademark fried chicken filet wrapped in a piece of specially-smoked No Homo ham that would be topped with a slice of Swiss cheese and lathered in a creamy new Thousand Island-based Fag Punching sauce.
“The Queer-Hatin’ Cordon Bleu is our company’s way of showing our firm commitment to strong, Christian family values,” said Chick-fil-A spokesman Robert Gary, before adding that the vehemently anti-gay rights sandwich comes served in a combo with waffle fries and a medium soda for just $6.95. “From the very first morsel of this savory meal to the very last bite, customers can envision gays burning in hell with their sodomizing cohorts, and know that our sandwich is on their side.”
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[image by Jim Cooke via Gawker]
What self-respecting gay man would set foot in a Chik-Fil-A in the first place regardless of their position on gay rights. Every single one I’ve walked past in the mall looks like a third-world shithole peddling artery-clogging s**t sandwiches
I do not like Chik-Fil-A conservative stance myself but please be aware before saying anything else that this was published in “the Onion”, wich is a satire publication. This is not real.
This is why the piece begins “From The Onion”…
This is hysterical. I love the Onion.