Via Jeremy Hooper…
Le Dance Pathetique…as choreographed by pastor Ben Reoach of the Pittsburgh, PA Three Rivers Grace Church…
Un…
I want to say something about how I hope that we, as a church, can address this whole topic…
Deux…
I want to begin by saying that men and women who are living a gay or lesbian lifestyle are welcome here…
Trois…
…and I hope we will all demonstrate a loving compassion toward the homosexual community.
Quatre…
Those who are living a homosexual lifestyle are welcome here…
Cinq…
…just like those who gossip are welcome here, and those who are lustful or proud or selfish or greedy.
Le Curtian…Applaus a vous…
(Then, surprise, surprise, he goes on to compare homosexuality to a life threatening disease, spreading through your body. Loving compassion.)
Southern Baptists are the worst. And now many of their churches don’t even identify themselves as SB. Guess they know the word has gotten out.
Six…
we also welcome sanctimonious, pharisaical, whitewashed tombs and broods of vipers who will sell out anyone or anything for 30 pieces of silver; just like us fundamentalist, dancin’, whiskey swillin’, wife cheatin’ southern baptists!
Yes, God’s love as expressed through christianity. (spell check just told me I should capitalize christianity. I don’t think so.) It’s so good and wholesome and all-loving and mannerless and indifferent to human feelings and human beings who are not ONE OF THEM. Go suck eggs, you losers.
I never capitalize christianity either.
It makes more sense to capitalize “Christianity”, but refuse to capitalize “god”