santorumchick Chicken And Santorum, Together At Last

1 chicken patty
1 bun
2 pickle slices
MSG, to taste
Yummy Santorum, lots of it

There you go, it’s the official, updated Bigot Chicken recipe.

Rick Santorum has decided to help Mike Huckabee promote his special “all wingnuts come out to the Chick-Fil-A so we can advance our way toward diabetes, together, for family values” festival. Ew.