Look, it is a cartoon about Chick-Fil-A that asks a stupid question masquerading as a point:

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Because the President was never a spokesperson for an ideology that spreads hate from sea to shining sea, whereas the top brass at Chick-Fil-A are indeed part of that ideology; because the President’s reticence was obviously a political calculation, as he was waiting for the right time to throw his weight behind it, whereas the top brass at Chick-Fil-A is making no such calculation; whereas we knew the President’s feelings on the issue weren’t hateful, whereas the meaningless, purposefully vague “family valyews” espoused by the Chick-Fil-A top brass are long known to be code for hating gays.

This has been simple answers to dumb questions posed by cartoons.

[h/t Gay Patriot]