Ever had one of those days when you were just so mad about the existence of gay people that you went to the trouble of buying a box of Cheerios and then set up a makeshift pyre on top of one of the barstools from your kitchen, which you had placed on the front lawn of the General Mills corporate offices, and then attempted to set that box of Cheerios on fire to teach General Mills a lesson about being nice to gays, but accidentally ended up setting part of said front lawn on fire instead, because you were just so mad you weren’t paying good enough attention? Were you wearing a pink shirt at the time?
This guy had one of those days, and now he is on the internet, the end.
[h/t Jeremy]
“Pilot to co-pilot; we’re going down in flames!” ~ David Alan Grier in a “Men on Film” skit on the variety show “In Living Color.”
roflol :x
Liar, liar, pants (nearly) on fire!
Your a complete waste of life and air all the good that you can do in this world and this is what you choose hate people you point is so stupid glad I don’t know you move on all the good in this world is laughing at you I have go now have my honey nut Cheerios lol
I hope security at General Mills uses this stupid “arsonist’s” own video to identify him (what a meatball)and presses charges. As for me, I’ll be stocking up on Cheerio’s and thanking them for supporting equality!
Wow, all that work and embarassment and I just went out yesterday and bought two large boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios! So, he buys and burns one, I buy and eat two. How’s that affecting the bottom line for General Mills?
This is laughable, *but*, anyone who would do something so crazy could possibly be dangerous. Local law enforcement (and the lgbt community) should keep an eye on this whack job.
The bigots whine about how gay people are indecent and childish for kissing outside Chick-fil-hate but this is an acceptable, adult, Christian form of protest?
What a maroon. What a ca-rah-rah-GOON-dee-ay!
Are we sure this guy isn’t simply offering a “burnt offering as unto the Lord”, like the holy and ancient hebrews were compelled to do to insure Yahweh’s divine blessing and provision? This appears simply to be an expression of the fundagelical christianists Pentateuchal witness that they want us to all start following.
I was not aware that General Mills was gay friendly. Only main reason I buy Cheerios is to lower my cholesterol and for the good source of fiber that it gives to me. Seriously, my purchase of them is not part of my so called “gay agenda” or anything anti- Christian…HONEST!