Pat Robertson begins this video by explaining how white Chick-Fil-A sandwiches are. White meat and white bread. Mmmmm, sounds like the good old days. He does mention, though, that Chick-Fil-A is “also a milkshake,” which has been known to bring the boys to the yard, that’s right, it’s better than yours, Pat could teach you, but he’d have to charge.
Anyhow. So he’s rambling out this word salad about Chick-Fil-A, but then all of a sudden he starts to get his back up, up to the point where he fumes that he’ll change his entire beliefs the second gays prove they can create butt-babies. Until then, Pat’s stayin’ where he’s at.
[h/t Christian Nightmares]










But you won’t hear him say about word about the elderly or otherwise infertil.
I stand in opposition to the redefinition of marriage as the union of Christian Bigots and Big Chicken.
The stupidest thing he’s said, until the next time he speaks.
I always thought the 700 club was some sort of documentary on the ravages of senile dementia.