Caiden Cowger is back, and he has a fancy new leather jacket in this video! My favorite part is when he, a bit bitterly, tells people to “beware of the Jonathan Crohns” of the world. Jonathan Crohn, you will remember, was the boy wonder who mastered the art of sputtering conservative talking points, to the delight of CPAC attendees, and then, once he started to grow up a bit, realized how woefully naive he had been. Caiden Cowger would like to assure you all that he will NEVER learn to think for himself:

Oh, kids…

[h/t Joe]