Truth Wins Out - ‘The Onion’ Radio Pokes Fun At ‘Ex-Gays’

‘The Onion’ Radio Pokes Fun At ‘Ex-Gays’

Posted June 30th, 2008 by Wayne Besen

The Onion did a radio spoof on the so-called ‘ex-gay’ ministries. The thing is, it was a pretty dead on accurate portrayal of what life is like for most people who go through this charade. Check out the parody by CLICKING HERE.

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A church group offers a homosexual a new life in the closet.

It’s the Onion radio news, I’m Doyle Redland.

Three years ago, born again Christian Dennis Lindaman was a self described homosexual “party slut,” but now thanks to Reclamation Ministries his homosexual yearnings are safely in the closet and he’s entered into a tortured loveless marriage to fellow Christian Diane Lindaman.

“Jesus has given me a fresh start. When I lock myself in the bathroom with the light off, crying…for hours on end, I know he’s there watching over me, ready to condemn me to eternal hell fire if I give in to my ferocious unquenchable desire to make love to other men.”

Reclamation Ministries founder Reverend Henry Spotswood says “the closet of the lord has room enough for even the most vile of homos.”

Doyle Redland, for the Onion Radio News - online at the Onion.com.

“Jesus has given me a fresh start. […] watching over me, ready to condemn me to eternal hell fire”

Where do I sign up?

Comment by Emproph — June 30, 2008 @ 10:53 am

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