Well-played as usual, Onion writers
Ken says that nobody is important anymore unless they're gay, whatever that means
Sitting around stewing about revenge fantasies is not an indicator of stellar mental health
The finance director of the Ruth Institute wishes gays would stop "corrupting" the American flag with gay colors
Russia clearly doesn’t have its act together, so it’s time to move the big show before it’s too late
Also, he refers to same-sex marriages as "naugahyde marriages."
No really, that is what he says in this video
This is what passes for a "compelling argument" on our opponents' side these days
The persecution of LGBT people in Russia has troubling echos of the past, where minorities were scapegoated with deadly consequences.
The American educational system did wonders with this one