Oh, Newt:

Republican presidential contender Newt Gingrich on Saturday said the adoption of same-sex marriage in New York showed the nation is “drifting toward a terrible muddle.”

Saying he thinks marriage is between a man and a woman, he told reporters that he “would like to find ways to defend that view as legitimately and effectively as possible.”

He defends that view by finding a new woman to marry every time the current ball and chain ends up going into the hospital for life-threatening rather than plastic surgery purposes.

Also, Tiffany’s and stuff.