Joseph Sciambra is the latest Jesus-freak to bring sunshine to our day. What would we do without such comic relief?
In this video, he describes how the Devil loves anal sex and graphically discusses how his chute was destroyed by the gay porn business. Instead of being saved by Jesus, however, he could have been saved by a cheap bottle of lube from the Five & Dime. Hmm, wonder why he never thought of that.
Folks, such clown acts are what pass for fundamentalist Christianity these days. Is it any wonder that millions of Americans are losing their religion? One has to be a complete buffoon to stay in a faith that promotes circus acts like Sciambra. But wild tales are what we consistently get from the fundies. The crazier the stories, the more they love it because it represents a redemption fantasy. But, this is really nothing more than bad theater for people too uncultured to enjoy a good drama at the local playhouse.
Keep the guffaws rolling fundies — you offer the world’s best comedy act and never fail to disappoint.
P.S. One more point. Not long ago, it was the fundies who were prudes and picketed entertainment with foul language. Today, there is no other group in America more likely to talk graphically about sex in general and anal sex in particular. As long as they add a caveat about how bad an activity is, they give themselves a free pass to say virtually anything. They are seemingly sex crazed and prurient to the point that they probably make pornographers blush.
I notice the religious postcards of monks and nuns
I’m trying to understand from a medical point of view, why, two years after she left porn, the woman in that video needed to have her sphincter nearly “stitched shut.” Was this the problem? “Rectovaginal fistula: occurs when a connection develops between the vagina and rectum and results in stool being passed uncontrollably through the vagina.”
I think in this case it was a Recto-oral fissure where she actually talks s**t.
Certain types of straight porn can be really destructive to people as well, especially the bodies of female performers, but you’ll never hear them then go and say, “straight sex is of the devil”.
Paranoia often accompanies the PTSD of abusive porn and a prolapsed rectum in porn… Religiosity is a concomitant D/O to paranoia and hallucinations….
According to his FB profile, he owns a Catholic fetish shop in Napa. Sounds like he cracked under the pressure of a deeply compartmentalized life; but, as soon as he’s found at the local glory hole by his new Xian buddies, he’ll be back on Team Homer begging for mercy.
“Broken anus” is a phrase I can safely say I never wanted to hear, and hope to never hear again. Ouch.
STFU!! Just because you’re feeling guilty about the COUNTLESS number of cocks up your a*s, does NOT mean you need to tell the world about it. Get a therapist. And while you’re at it, get your head out of your a*s. If you think for a second that GOD gives a s**t about how many guys sprayed their name inside your anal walls, that’s your problem. Don’t turn this into a GOD HATES GAYS agenda. Accept responsiblity for the choices YOU made for yourself. Don’t blame Satan or GOD. GO f**k YOURSELF.
This is what passes for Christian thinking nowadays? Porn, anal sex, stitched sphincters, and Jesus all in the same paragraph? Frankly, I believe he was f–ked in the ear once too often not the rear.
Maybe Brokeback Anus would be more “fitting” . That guy may be the mop up crew, but porn star? Dream on.
One thing’s for sure tho.
This is a very shitty conversation.
So this is what the ex-gay industry has to stoop to now? This is truly scraping the bottom of the barrell.
OMG what a kook! That room looks like it was decorated by Carrie’s mother. And Joseph, everyone will laugh at you, everyone will laugh at you.
An after thought–he said that ‘the anus is *literally* the doorway to Satan’; which means the devil actually lives in your large intestine. Come to think of it, if anyone has ever prepped for a colonoscopy, I think he may be right. >:-P
I don’t believe his anus is actually broken; he appears to be talking from it.
wait. don’t colonoscopies go “in through the out door” oh wow…wasn’t that a led zeppelin Album? and didn’t the put satanic messages backwards on some of their records? Its all starting to come together…someone get Glenn Beck on this!
Did the Anal sex cause her hair to fall out too?
Poe’s law strikes again. The most harshest satire is not as weird as the truth about ex-Gay idiocy.
Define, “porn star”, please.
Gay is not natural Gay is not Normal
Gay is against God’s natural order
Gasy people want equal rights whatever
all you people want is to control everyone and everything
Guess what you guys are lying to yourself
if gay was right, you would be able to have a baby doing that disgusting stuff you do
Nothing supports the homosexual lifestyle as natural
not physiology not science not religion
Men were made to be with women and vice versa our bodies compliment eachother and we can Reproduce
JESUS IS LORD and you can laugh all you want but the truth will be upon you sooner than you think.
Funny thing is as much as homos want to be free of us straight people you never will, you need the opposite sex to produce kids and so forth
your too blind and I feel sorry for all of you
I am happy this exporn star woke up and realised that screwing some guy up the a*s is notsomething ordained by God or supported by science.
Peace
Take care
and feel free to write as many nasty comments as you like
I personally don’t care, but remember when your dying from aids
o