I will soon demolish a shallow op-ed written by North Star International co-founder Jeff Bennion for The New York Post todayIn his piece, he shamefully defends JONAH’s sexually abusive therapy while noticeably failing to point out the bizarre practices of JONAH-affiliated therapists.

However, while researching, I couldn’t help but notice how remarkably hot the “ex-gay” minsters are at North Star International. I’m not sure whose responsible for their hiring, but he certainly has good — and consistent — taste. Although, I’m not sure how useful hiring sexy models is for a ministry whose primary goal is to help sexually frustrated men manage their temptations.

Meet the lovely, fresh-faced staff that will help you pray away the gay. Let us know which one you’d prefer to have as your, ahem, prayer partner:

Jeff Bennion, Past President, Vice President of Leadership Development

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Ty Mansfield, Vice President of Online Outreach and Communications

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Tyler Moore, Vice President of Events and Conferences

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Kerry Harding, Vice President of Fundraising

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There is an important reason I’m writing about this.

Only a naive fool would believe that hiring so many cute boys — of a similar type on a small staff — would be a matter of chance. Sometimes, a few revealing pictures say more than countless hours in the library doing “ex-gay” research. I have no idea if these guys are sleeping with each other. However, I wonder how comfortable their wives are leaving their “struggling” husbands alone in the woods at “ex-gay” retreats?