pornopetemagazine 300x197 Porno Pete Does Not Like TIME Magazine CoverWhatever.

The image at the right is Porno Pete’s “censored” version of the very tasteful, beautiful TIME covers illustrating their on point story about how, regardless of how SCOTUS rules, this issue is over. No further commentary necessary, except that the little boxes Porno Pete is using to censor the very sweet kissing that’s happening behind them is just weird, and as Jeremy says, almost makes them hotter. But no matter how hard he tries, Porno Pete is never going to make normal Americans think the TIME covers are prurient or pornographic.

Read Porno Pete’s rant if you want, but I assure you, you have something better to do.