The scandalized organization, Jews Offering New Alternatives to Homosexuality (JONAH), is hatching a new scheme. Its slick con artist, Arthur Abba Goldberg, and his shady sidekick, Elaine Silodor Berk, are sending lesbians to an exciting, new workshop — for a hefty fee of $795 — in hopes of making them lipstick ex-lesbians. (I’d love to know if they are getting kickbacks)
This workshop is one that will change your life and free up the core feminine inside of you to be all that you are meant to be….Celebration of Woman is Raw, it is Real and it will Rock your Soul.
The problem is, the ladies at the Celebration of Woman Workshop in San Rafael, CA appear to have no idea that they are in the business of converting lesbians. I called the organization to ask a few questions. An irascible woman became audibly upset and roared, “we don’t have any lesbians in our workshops.”
Won’t she be surprised when a legion of lesbians from JONAH coming through the door to find their inner-feminine self? I’d love to be there for that Kodak moment!
Either Celebration of Being US is lying and is working hand-in-hand with this “ex-gay” hate group, or JONAH is secretly attaching itself to an organization that is not familiar with its outrageous and offensive efforts to “cure” LGBT people.
Please contact Celebration of Being US and tell them that they should immediately get out of bed with JONAH.
yeah, well a loving girlfriend or wife can do that too. ;D
What is the connect between Jonah and Celebration of Being. How did you connect Jonah to the San Rafael group?
$795? What a bargain! It’s just that you have to pretend to be straight to get in the workshops. See….it’s already working.
I got an e-mail from JONAH urging women to attend. Itbhad it’s whale logo next to the one for this program
What if it works? Some homosexuals became that after childhood molestation. What if it works, imagine what life would be like to live in harmony with how your body was designed, being able to have children naturally, able to have sex without the requirement of unnatural means, many people I know who were sexually abused as children and began to have thoughts soon afterwards are testifying that they are finding their being changing to how it was before molestation after supernatural encounters with Jesus Christ the saviour and seem happier than they ever were, even to the point where they refuse to go back though enticed.
Robert, stop lying you disgusting bigot. No one’s sexual orientation has changed as a result of being molested at any age. Being gay does not preclude us from doing what are bodies are designed for. It does not preclude us from having children. No one has ever changed their sexual orientation. They certainly haven’t had any supernatural encounters. All any of them do is suppress their natural desires and every single one that’s escaped your brainwashing has admitted to being miserable until they finally allowed themselves to be true to how they’re made.
What I can’t figure out is the claim that a boy being molested/abused by another male would make the boy gay. I would think that such abuse would make the boy afraid of men, that this would be a sure-fire way to make the boy heterosexual.
If you get bitten by a zebra (i.e., males), you’re suddenly going to be afraid of giraffes (i.e., females)? Unless you are implying that the boy ENJOYED the abuse, Robert, and that is what made him homosexual…otherwise, your claim is not logical.