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Posted October 28th, 2011 by Evan Hurst

These people truly are pathetic. Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade are having a discussion about, oh my gah you guys, gender neutral housing at Grinnell College in Iowa. Instead of actually reporting the story — it has to do with special facilities that transgender students, or any students for that matter, can specifically request — they start giggling amongst themselves that ewwwww, this is weird, etc. When Brian Kilmeade says that being transgender is “in vogue, like bell bottoms!,” you are all free to slam your heads on whatever furniture happens to be nearby. Morons, all of them.

I found this video over at Videogum, where one of my favorite writers, Gabe Delahaye, had a lot to say:

Stop! Stop! Gretchen Carlson is going to break a rib! Oh, it’s too hilarious. Apparently? I mean, it’s true that these shiny pieces of human garbage can’t stop laughing, and at one point they have to stop the “reporting” because one of the cameramen is laughing? Cool cameraman. I feel like at this point in my life I know a thing or two about jokes, and I definitely don’t get it. Let’s go back over it: a group of marginalized college students, during their transition into adulthood after an entire life of self-doubt, discomfort, and social ostracization, decided that they would like to create an area on campus in which they could live in peace and feel safe and accepted in their own living quarters? No, that is f*cking hilarious. Of course, after covering the facts of this story between coughs (COUGHfaggotsCOUGH), the gang at FOX and Friends gets serious for a second to engage in what has to be the most complicated performance of facetious, fear-mongering AND hate-mongering, anti-logical rhetoric that I’ve ever seen.

And later:

What’s next? GENDER NEUTRAL DOGS MARRYING SNAKES IN THE SHOWER?

Adore him. Read it all.

Posted July 9th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

Get ready, NBC!  Approximately four hundred elderly wingnuts are going to write copy/pasted form letters to the weathermen at various NBC affiliates around the country, demanding that they “cancel their Today Show subscriptions.”

Why? Jeremy caught this action alert from the American Family Association, who are currently losing their minds crying over the fact that The Today Show responded to concerns from Jeremy, GLAAD, and others about same-sex couples not being included in their upcoming wedding contest.
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Jeremy already made the joke, but it bears repeating: AS IF these dingbats were watching The Today Show in the first place.  Wingnuts watch Fox & Friends, because Doocy, the beauty queen who fakes her own stupidity, and the one who always looks like he just pooped his pants, are far more their intellectual speed.