Posted March 12th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

If you’re not familiar with Rod Dreher, he is one of the most comical of the Christian conservative writers on the internet, because he’s one of those who really wants to be one of the cool kids, really wants to appeal across cultural lines, and so it’s all the more hilarious watching him fall flat again and again.  (And if you really want to know more than that, just click here.)  But this quote, from a longer piece about how the rock and roll music the kids listen to is simultaneously awesome, and also terrible, and also saved the Russians, but also killed the Russians, etc., just struck me as funny:

I remember another night long ago, when I was in college, and listening to George Michael’s “I Want Your Sex.” A thoughtful Christian who lived on my hall in the dorm asked me how I could listen to those lyrics and remain so unaffected by the sentiment. He wasn’t asking in a prudish way; he was a fan of classic jazz and pop, and as an appreciator of the refined longings expressed in, say, the songs of Cole Porter, he was appalled by the barbarism in the George Michael song. I didn’t have an answer for him, but he did make me reflect on how the lyrics of so many songs I dearly loved expressed sentiments I found at the time distasteful, and, as I matured, would come to find gross.

Just two straight Christian dudes, holding each other accountable over which gay dudes’ music they should and should not be listening to…

This is not the first time Rod has tackled pop culture, of course:

I wonder what higher faculties of the soul are nurtured by contemplating Eminem’s couplet in which he discusses ejaculating into someone’s anus, then eating the semen. (Sorry to shock you, but if we’re going to talk about this, let’s be clear what we’re talking about).

AND scene!

(h/t Roy Edroso)

Posted March 10th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

Betty Cracker at Rumproast has traveled into the future and brought back the headlines from wherever in the future she visited.  (Next week sometime, Betty?)  Anyway, who would have ever thought?

mc-cucc

What a completely unexpected tragedy!

(If you don’t follow politics, and have somehow missed the stories that make this funny, click gay for Bob McDonnell and panic for Ken Cuccinelli.  If you follow the long arc of these stories, they tend to have a certain, um, pattern, so, as Betty said, “it’s only a matter of time.”)

UPDATE: Jon Stewart took on the subject of the anti-gay lawmakers in Virginia, and their beautiful heads of hair, in a “Gaywatch” segment last night.  Watch it, via Good-As-You:

That state flag is pretty frickin’ gay.

Posted March 9th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

This is Cindy Jacobs of “Generals International,” closing out the “Convergence 2010:  A Cry to Awaken a Nation” conference, which also featured Pastor Jim Garlow, Bishop Harry Jackson,  and known nutcase Janet Porter as speakers.  All are Religious Right leaders of varying influence, but I think when you watch this video, you’ll agree with me that Cindy Jacobs needs to be handed the reins of the entire movement, because she communicates their true, utterly insane beliefs, more clearly than any I’ve ever seen.

Seriously, though, you might have to start and stop this video several times, because I was busting a gut laughing by 0:35.


(h/t Right Wing Watch)

Keep talking, Cindy!  A nation starved for humor needs you!

Posted February 7th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

Scott LivelyYou see, behind every obnoxious book is a secret gay author!

Dianetics?  Richard Simmons.

Atlas Shrugged?  J. Edgar Hoover.

Twilight?  That would be Bruce Vilanch.

Jewel’s book of poetry?  Wanda Sykes!

This is the world according to gay-obsessed Scott Lively, who’s most known around these parts as the man who went to Uganda and told an audience there, among other grotesque and dishonest things, that gays were responsible for the genocide in Rwanda, essentially handing David Bahati one of the proverbial guns he needed to get the genocide going.  Now he’s popped up again, e-mailing a blogger named Benzion Chinn, who had been writing about The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, to let him know that there’s a theory out there that maybe it was written by George Bernard Shaw!  Here’s Lively’s e-mail:

At the Library of Congress is an obscure book by Samuel Igra which makes the case that “The Protocols…Zion” was actually written by George Bernard Shaw. I don’t remember the title, but I read a portion in DC when I was researching another book by Igra and I remember thinking at the time that his case seemed quite plausible, though I don’t remember the details now.

It is common knowledge that Shaw was a close friend of the homosexual poet Bruce Douglas, the “translator” of the Protocols.
Regards,

Dr. Scott Lively

He’s just sayin’!  Here’s a thought, you know, maybe it was written by one of my super-homosexual boogeymen!

Chinn, of course, handily disposed of this notion after doing a bit of research on Lively’s obsession with blaming gay people for every evil that’s ever befallen the world:

Samuel Igra, Lively’s source, seems to have been one of the main originators of this Nazism and homosexuality link with his 1945 book, Germany’s National Vice. According to Igra, Hitler was a homosexual prostitute in Vienna and then in Munich from 1907-1914. (See Gregory Woods A History of Gay Literature: the Male Tradition pg. 251-53.) Obviously there were Nazis who were homosexual. The most famous example is Ernst Rohm of the SD. While an early member of the party, Rohm was killed off in the infamous “Night of the Long Knives” in 1934. Considering the very real persecution of homosexuals under the Nazi regime, saying that Nazism was a homosexual movement (as opposed to individual Nazis being homosexual) strikes me as the height of perversity.

Bruce Douglas was the young lover of Oscar Wilde’s, whose father got into a libel suit with Wilde, which eventually brought about the downfall of Wilde in English society. Douglas did do one of the first English translations of the Protocols in 1919, nearly twenty years after it was first written. The Protocols came out of Russia, and while it was plagiarized from many sources, including one French anti-Semitic tract, it is clearly a product of reactionary Russian circles. Personally I find the idea that George Bernard Shaw would have written the Protocols to be offensive. I would have no problem accepting Shaw as an anti-Semite along the lines of T. S. Eliot and Ezra Pound. But to think that Shaw would have written such a piece of garbage as the Protocols, boggles the mind. If Shaw had wanted to write a book about Jews plotting to rule the world, this book would have been a model of wit and would have me convinced to become an Elder.

Heh.  And what is Chinn’s expertise?  Oh, just Jewish History.  In other words, Chinn sort of knows what he’s talking about.

So anyway, that happened.

But wait, there’s more!  Lively got a bur in his britches over Chinn reprinting the e-mail on his blog and sent another e-mail, wherein he called the (conservative!) Jewish History teacher an anti-Semite!  Really.  No, seriously, really. You cannot make this stuff up:

Dear Mr. Chinn,

I offered privately what I thought would be a helpful research tip regarding a source you were not likely to have discovered, not a personal conviction to be publicly ridiculed. It was a friendly gesture to a stranger. Your incivility is unbecoming a man of letters.

If anti-Semitism is the dehumanization of people because of their beliefs and values, I’m sorry to say you have become your own case-in-point.

It’s very strange, though, that Lively would be bothered by this.  He has, after all, made a career based on just cold making things up about gay people in order to make us look like murderous maniacs, pedophiles and what-have-you.  This fits right in with his pattern.

You really should go read Chinn’s entire response to this.  It’s fair to say that there are things in there that, in another situation, I would disagree with fervently.  Bear in mind that this is a conversation between a conservative religious person and an irrational, insane,and most importantly, malevolent homophobe.  I’m willing to grant that there is a difference.  But Chinn seems like an honest broker.  Not so, Mr. Lively.

So anyway, there you have it.  If you’re interested, the discourse just keeps going and going…  Somewhere in the second link, Lively tries to defend his work in Uganda, but you know, we have the video, and it says otherwise.  As I said before, it’s a discourse between a conservative Jewish man who I could spend hours debating (but will not, because there comes a point when it’s boring) and the extremely disturbed, delusional homophobe Scott Lively.  So it gets a bit tiresome.

I think we’ve covered the parts of this that are important.

Left Behind series?  Ghostwritten by RuPaul, but I’m sure you figured that…

(h/t Wendy Leigh for tipping me off to this)

Posted January 28th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

This isn’t so bad!

Surprisingly, Tim Tebow doesn’t burst into tears at all!

And, I mean, how can you argue with the crunchy tasty goodness of Doritos?

(h/t TBogg)

Posted January 12th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

Awesome:

LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He’s a member of his school’s swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

“I don’t know what’s happening to me,” Faber admitted to reporters Monday. “It’s like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I’m tempted to go behind my friends’ backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on.”

Added Faber, “I feel so confused.”

Read every word.

Maybe we should start our own ministry here at TWO to help such gays leave Christianity behind.  I mean, they obviously weren’t born that way, but we don’t believe they chose it.  It’ s more something that happened to them.  Usually it has something to do with the way they were raised, or maybe an older man, like a priest or a Sunday School teacher, seduced them into it.  Regardless, they can change.  Thousands of people have left Christianity behind and folks, their testimonies are inspiring.  Above all, we have to protect the children from the Fundamentalist Christian agenda.  Seriously, do you want your kids to be taught about Fundamentalist Christianity in school?  Soon, they’ll be hearing it’s “just another worldview, equally worthy of consideration.”  Children need to be taught about the dangers of Fundamentalist Christian behavior in school!

Also, I heard Fundamentalist Christians have been responsible for some of the most heinous genocides in human history.

(Actually, yes.)

(h/t Allison Kilkenny)

Posted January 11th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

This bad.

They wuz playin' that Y Em See Ay song.

Do you understand now?

(courtesy of the one-of-a-kind General JC Christian)