Oh, here’s a thing. As we all know, fundamentalist Christians are nothing if not completely sane, so here is a Christian prophet named William Tapley, the, um, “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and a self-styled expert on Revelation, just cold looking around the Denver airport for things that look like talliwackers and then making us a YouTube video to warn us of said talliwackers, which are evil, because dong shapes distract us from the TRUE symbol of life, which is the CROSS, which looks nothing like a talliwacker. Also, he says that the architects involved in designing the Denver airport and going to have to answer to god for putting all those weenuses everywhere, hidden in plain sight.
Just yesterday, we received an urgent prayer alert from our good friend Chuck Pierce concerning California.
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Yesterday, January 4th, I was called by a key intercessor in Santa Ynez. (Please note as you proceed, yesterday was the same day prop 8 was sent to the California Supreme Court) She reported two visions from separate individuals in the area:
A pastor of a large Nazarene Church had a dream of a very large earthquake on the central coast. He shared this at the Christmas gathering for all the Santa Maria Pastors and 5 cities area. Because of the destruction and intensity of the quake he thought he should tell the Pastors so they could pray into it.
Another intercessor in the area had a dream and saw a map of California. She noticed on the map how Pt. Conception juts out into the water. As she looked she saw an 8 with a circle beside it in the waters off Pt Conception.
Regarding these dreams the issue of 8 is significant:
Yesterday, January 4th, Prop 8 went to the California Supreme Court.
December 8th, 1787 was when the Mission near Point Conception was founded.
The earthquake the pastor sensed from the Lord would be 8.0 or larger.
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Prop 8 is a foundational covenant issue, i.e. issue of marriage, in the state. If the state supreme court does not uphold it, a covenant issue is broken with God. Judgment is looming. Also, of note yesterday it was announced on the radio and sent to me by another intercessor that in San Diego, there is a Korean war memorial. A judge has ruled that a cross that was dedicated in the 1950′s, cannot be there, as it is, because it stands for the the government embracing “a religion”. The implication was that it had to be “modified”. She stated in her note to me, “the MOMENT I heard this I had a “sinking feeling” in my heart and said out loud in my car. God will not contend this any longer, judgment is coming.”
Many are feeling the weight of this hour and time. There has been a very real assignment of death and destruction as many have faced health issues, even serious ones. We are at a critical “hinge point” and much will depend on our prayers and actions now. An earthquake from Point Conception would divide impact the state in three major fault lines and could potentially divide the state in half. We pray this stirs your hearts towards God’s purposes. Our hope and trust is in Him.
Also, starting just after 1:20 is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a YouTube video, as some Good Hair pastor starts crying out to God “in proxy for” blastocysts. I had no idea that recently fertilized embryos had such thick Southern accents!
So, there is your funny video for election day. Go vote!
UPDATE: Okay, so nobody reads James Hartline’s blog, but I was perusing it a second ago, just to see what else the crazy lady was up to, and what do you know? I found out that James Hartline believes that Stevie Wonder and Aretha Franklin have prophetic messages from God embedded in one of their songs. Again, Hartline believes that Stevie Wonder and Aretha Franklin have, yes, prophetic messages from God embedded in one of their songs. Here, let James tell you:
The Hidden Prophetic Last Days Message of Stevie Wonder and Aretha Franklin in their performance of “Until You Come Back To Me.” Their land is calling, calling them to reclaim their promised destiny after 400 years of captivity. They came as slaves, but they shall leave as Kings and Princes, and Empowered Spiritual Royalty.
And:
There are many revelations that I have received from God that I have never discussed in public. The time is coming to reveal those matters. There is going to be a mass exodus in the years ahead of Americans returning to Africa, the homeland of their ancestors of slavery.
Uh huh.
And:
In this video you will hear a prophetic message encoded in the song by Stevie Wonder and Aretha Franklin that cries out about God’s desire after centuries of waiting for the return of His people to the African continent with wealth, resources and the spiritual understanding to destroy the ancient satanic forces of the devil. As Joseph was sent to Egypt to prepare a way for Israel to grow into a powerful Jewish nation fit to conquer the promised land, African slaves were sent to America to rise up after 400 years with wealth and ability to return to Africa to conquer their promised land.
