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Posted August 28th, 2010 by Evan Hurst

Why are dumb white male yokels never willing to embrace the fact that if gays, racial minorities or women do better than them in life, it’s probably because they’re more qualified and/or smarter in some way?

I know guys like the one in this video at the World’s Largest Weight Watchers’ Meeting in Washington (the Glenn Beck Rally), and it never ceases to amaze me when they start bitching about how all the minorities are conspiring to keep them down.  It would be pitiable if they weren’t so rancid.

A summary:

An unidentified man who said he was a federal worker said that “homosexuals” and “affirmative-action” were keeping him from moving up at his job. The man got into an argument with an African-American man at the site of Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally on Saturday.

“Why you punishing me for something I didn’t do?” the man said. “Oh, I’m being punished, I’m being held back. I work for the federal government. I have a job, but I can’t move up,” he added.

“Why can’t you move up, because of a black man?” the other man asks.

“No, no, a lot of it’s homosexuals,” the federal worker says. “Nepotism, okay, favorite boyfriends and girlfriends, and affirmative action.”

Dude, I watched the video and survey says: “Dumb teabagger is probably not qualified to mow my lawn.” Decide for yourself:


[h/t Alvin]

UPDATE:

No new information to report, but I just realized I’ve been listening to Nina Simone all day today, and Nina could tell that dillweed up there to STFU better than I ever could, so here’s Nina:

If we asked the guy who’s so concerned about the homosexuals and the affirmative action to respond to that, he might reply with something like this:

Posted April 28th, 2010 by Wayne Besen

Guest post by Bryan H. Wildenthal
Professor of Law, Thomas Jefferson School of Law

As a liberal who rarely agrees with anything Ross Douthat writes, I must commend his thoughtful column on the South Park Muhammad controversy (April 26). He rightly skewers both the pathetic cowardice of American self-censorship and the thuggish hypocrisy of Muslimextremists like Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee (of RevolutionMuslim.com), who claim not to be issuing death threats against South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, even while warning them that they deserve to die under Islamic law and that indeed they will die by someone’s hand (while fanning the flames of incitement, not to mention engaging in callous gloating over a vicious murder, by posting a photo of the corpse of Theo van Gogh, the Dutch filmmaker fatally stabbed by a Muslim extremist).

Mr. Douthat does not mention, however, an amusing parallel between the extremist bloodthirsty garbage on RevolutionMuslim.com and the often thuggish and violent rhetoric of many self-proclaimed Christian extremists in America. Yes, just like their “Tea Party” brethren across the religious aisle, RevolutionMuslim.com trumpets a picture of President Obama with a Hitler moustache. Clearly, great minds think alike! While the Tea Partiers accuse the President of somehow wanting to murder Grandma by guaranteeing health insurance to millions of Americans, RevolutionMuslim.com complains (with considerably more justification) about his ill-conceived Afghan War policies.

Meanwhile, Mr. Al-Amrikee may be (more likely not) an expert on Islamic law, but I, as a constitutional law professor expert on the American law that actually governs in this jurisdiction, would note that he is mistaken if he thinks a verbal evasion protects him from prosecution for criminal death threats.

A leading case on punishable threats under the First Amendment, Planned Parenthood v. American Coalition of Life Activists (9th Cir. 2002) (concerning threats to abortion providers by rightwing Christian extremists), properly rejects the idea that a threat is protected speech simply because the speaker himself (as opposed to unnamed others) is not identified as the one who will carry out the threatened violence. And while some imminence and likelihood of harm are necessary to punish a speaker for the crime of inciting others to violence, neither is a required element, under the First Amendment, to prove the entirely separate crime of uttering a “true threat.”

That same First Amendment, which emphatically does NOT protect death threats against satirical cartoonists, most certainly DOES protect the cartoons and cartoonists themselves. One can only marvel at the paranoid hypersensitivity of some religious adherents, who evidently think their religion and prophet so fragile and vulnerable that any criticism or satire must be furiously (and violently) stamped out, like a red-faced child in a shrieking tantrum. If Mr. Al-Amrikee wishes to live under his twisted playground-bully version of Islamic law, instead of under the Constitution of the United States, well, hopefully he will find the door and not let it hit him on the way out. Saudi Arabia, which is currently threatening to behead a harmless Lebanese man for “sorcery” (hawking harmless mystical cures on TV), should suit him just fine.

An anonymous blogger has offered a perceptive reply to RevolutionMuslim.com:

Those who advocate lethal power, to punish expression merely offensive to the feelings of some, should be careful what they ask for. What makes them think they will always be on top?

Of course, dimwitted bullies never think of things like that.

Posted April 22nd, 2010 by Wayne Besen

southparkshotFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Wayne Besen
Phone: 917-691-5118
E-Mail: wbesen@truthwinsout.org

Religious Extremism And Censorship Are Dangers To LGBT Equality

NEW YORK – Truth Wins Out expressed strong support for Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of Comedy Central’ South Park, after they faced calls for violent reprisals following an episode that showed the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit. Such religious extremism and intolerance threatens all Americans, particularly the gay, lesbian bisexual and transgender community, says TWO.

“We stand in solidarity with the creators of South Park and strongly defend their freedom of speech,” said Wayne Besen, Executive Director of Truth Wins Out. “Our liberty demands that we fight back against intolerant fanatics — no matter what the religion – who believe they can bully and intimidate to get their way. If zealots have a problem with South Park, they can turn the channel. If we cave into their demands, the LGBT community will be one of the first to feel the chilling effects and suffer the consequences.”

Following the controversial episode, a fringe Islamic website, RevolutionMuslim.com, warned Parker and Stone that they could face retribution. The website included a graphic photo of Theo van Gogh, a Dutch filmmaker who was murdered in 2004 after making a documentary on violence against Muslim women.

“We have to warn Matt and Trey that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh for airing this show,” the website reads. “This is not a threat, but a warning of the reality of what will likely happen to them…They’re going to be basically on a list in the back of the minds of a large number of Muslims. It’s just the reality.”

“The goal of these extremists is to foment fear and create an atmosphere of self-censorship,” said TWO’ Besen. “This would essentially lead to an unwritten blasphemy law that would curtail creative freedom. We must not allow this to happen or other fringe religious organizations will view threats of violence as a legitimate strategy to meet their demands.”

Truth Wins Out is a non-profit organization that monitors religious extremism, fights anti-gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender misinformation campaigns, and educates about the lives of LGBT people.

Posted April 1st, 2010 by Evan Hurst

It was, of course, on South Park a while back. Jesus comes back and reprimands the Pope and Bill Donohue for, you know, screwing everything up (prescient, Trey and Matt, prescient), and Donohue has them both arrested.

He would. It’s particularly appropriate right now since it’s Holy Week for Christians and since Bill Donohue has been embarrassing himself and his church all over the teevee a lot lately.

(h/t Joe Sudbay)